It’s bad enough when illiterate jurors issue damages awards in the billions of dollars because they don’t grasp the difference between a million and a billion. Now it turns out the Democrats don’t know the difference between a million and a trillion.
Why not make the “stimulus bill” a kazillion dollars?
All Americans who work for a living, or who plan to work for a living sometime in the next century, are about to be stuck with a trillion-dollar bill to fund yet more oppressive government bureaucracies. Or as I call it, a trillion dollars and change.
The stimulus bill isn’t as bad as we had expected — it’s much worse. Instead of merely creating useless, make-work jobs digging ditches — or “shovel-ready,” in the Democrats’ felicitous phrase — the “stimulus” bill will create an endless army of government bureaucrats aggressively intervening in our lives. Instead of digging ditches, American taxpayers will be digging our own graves.
There are hundreds of examples in the 800-page “stimulus” bill, but here are just two.
First, the welfare bureaucrats are coming back.
For half a century, the welfare establishment had the bright idea to pay women to have children out of wedlock. Following the iron laws of economics — subsidize something, you get more of it; tax it, you get less of it — the number of children being born out of wedlock skyrocketed.
The 1996 Welfare Reform bill marked the first time any government entitlement had ever been rolled back. Despite liberal howling and foot-stomping, not subsidizing illegitimacy led, like night into day, to less illegitimacy.
Welfare recipients got jobs, as the hard-core unemployables were coaxed away from their TV sets and into the workforce. For the first time in decades, the ever-increasing illegitimacy rate stopped spiraling upward.
As proof that that welfare reform was a smashing success, a few years later, Bill Clinton started claiming full credit for the bill.
Well, that’s over. The stimulus bill goes a long way toward repealing the work requirement of the 1996 Republican Welfare Reform bill and rewards states that increase their welfare caseloads by paying unwed mothers to sit home doing nothing.
Second, bureaucrats at Health and Human Services will electronically collect every citizen’s complete medical records and determine appropriate medical care.
Judging by the care that the State Department took with private visa records last year, that the Ohio government took with Joe the Plumber’s government records, that the Pentagon took with Linda Tripp’s employment records in 1998, and that the FBI took with thousands of top secret “raw” background files in President Clinton’s first term, the bright side is: We’ll finally be able to find out if Bill Clinton has syphilis — all thanks to the stimulus bill!
HHS bureaucrats will soon be empowered to overrule your doctor. Doctors who don’t comply with the government’s treatment protocols will be fined. That’s right: Instead of your treatment being determined by your doctor, it will be settled on by some narcoleptic half-wit in Washington who couldn’t get a job in the private sector.
And a brand-new set of bureaucrats in the newly created office of “National Coordinator of Health Information Technology” will be empowered to cut off treatments that merely prolong life. Sorry, Mom and Pop, Big Brother said it’s time to go.
At every other workplace in the nation — even Wal-Mart! — workers are being laid off. But no one at any of the bloated government bureaucracies ever need fear receiving a pink slip. All 64,750 employees at the department of Health and Human Services are apparently absolutely crucial to the smooth functioning of the department.
With the stimulus bill, liberals plan to move unfirable government workers into every activity in America, where they will superintend all aspects of our lives.
Also, thanks to the stimulus bill, the private sector will gradually shrivel and die. According to the Congressional Budget Office, the cost of servicing the bill’s nearly trillion-dollar debt will shrink the economy within a decade.
Robert Kennedy famously said: “There are those who look at things the way they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’”
The new liberal version is: There are those who look at things and ask, “Why on earth should the government be paying for that?” I dream of things that never were funded by the government and ask, “Why not?”
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 9:12 am
Leave Slutty Shay alone- fucking is all she knows how to do well.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 9:13 am
that wouldn’t be Celene. she’s to fat to fuck & she stinks from that all that blubber. she ain’t even good at sucking dick but she’ll do if you can get it before she passes out
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 10:11 am
That’s tough to do. Celene passes out before you unzip.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 11:19 am
cutesweetsincere Says:
February 12, 2009 at 10:00 am
Anonymous Says:
February 11, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I love how Tommy rips on people and ridicules the Government and anything else he can find to ramble on and on about… But let’s look at Tommy’s life… He must have had some goals in life cause he did finish high school and even graduated college ( supposely).. Yet what has he accomplished in life?
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Seems to me POET has a “stalker”. You seem to have a need to know all about POET, almost obsession like. If he is such a “sorry ass LOSER” as you say, why do you bother with him at all?
Seems to me that cute aka cheapchanel, has her nose so far up Tommys ass, she cant think straight. Pull your head out of his ass cheap and clear things up. You make yourself look like as big of an asshole as he is. Maybe even bigger.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 11:29 am
Yep, just as I thought, those who claim to know much…know nothing!
Comment by cutesweetsincere — February 12, 2009 @ 12:29 pm
he knew enough to know you’re CheapAssChanel lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
Celene has herpes, the aids, and a bad case of dog hair in her shit shooter, stuck in her ear wax and dog hair and semen all over her apartment
ASSHOLE THATS NOT CELENE ITS RNSHROOMIE AND YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE DOG SEMEN AROUND HER MOUTH AND HER SHIT SHOOTER
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 12:51 pm
RN GIVES BLOWJOBS IN THE PARKING LOT AT ALEBABAS IN SHORWOOD DRIVE ON BY AND GIVE HER A HONK OF JIZ
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 12:53 pm
Anonymous Says:
February 12, 2009 at 12:44 pm
he knew enough to know you’re CheapAssChanel lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Another mistaken misfit! I am NOT, not will I ever be CheapChanel.
Never met the girl, actually!
Comment by cutesweetsincere — February 12, 2009 @ 12:54 pm
Anonymous Says:
February 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Celene has herpes, the aids, and a bad case of dog hair in her shit shooter, stuck in her ear wax and dog hair and semen all over her apartment
ASSHOLE THATS CELENE!!!!!!!!! THE DRUNK QUEEN OF BJS AND YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE DOG SEMEN AROUND HER MOUTH AND HER SHIT SHOOTER
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
Cute is cheapchanel or that cheeze chick. Either way one is a cunt and one is a lunatic. Im pretty sure everyone knows which is which.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 1:32 pm
How bout’ cute is simply…cute? Does everybody have to have an alternate personality?
As Popeye once said…I yam what I yam.
Comment by cutesweetsincere — February 12, 2009 @ 1:40 pm
Don’t forget im watching all of you freaks.
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 1:47 pm
BAAAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 1:48 pm
Shut up Nitro
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
Im not nitro asshole!!!!!
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
yes you are an asshole
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 3:27 pm
COL.KERTZ Says:
February 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Don’t forget im watching all of you freaks.
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no life, none at all
Comment by anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 3:28 pm
watching the freaks is like going to the circus everyday
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 3:39 pm
I have a great life loser i do’nt sit ina a chat room full of misfits all day like you do. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I AM FIRST ON HERE……..
Yer ALL LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by ONE OF MANY — February 12, 2009 @ 1:24 am
Celene has herpes, the aids, and a bad case of dog hair in her shit shooter, stuck in her ear wax and dog hair and semen all over her apartment
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 5:45 am
Rn needs an intreventio n, and right soon. What a train wreck.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 6:22 am
craig is a cunt
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 6:24 am
rn is a cunt
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 6:24 am
Nitro deserves death
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 7:24 am
Nitro is dead.
Comment by Anony — February 12, 2009 @ 7:47 am
Rn is jealous of MOTHER and her tits and popularity.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 8:20 am
you all need a life, GET REAL FOR GODS SAKE
Comment by Friskkkwhisk — February 12, 2009 @ 8:54 am
Eat some shit Friskkkwhisk .
Comment by Anony — February 12, 2009 @ 9:06 am
It’s bad enough when illiterate jurors issue damages awards in the billions of dollars because they don’t grasp the difference between a million and a billion. Now it turns out the Democrats don’t know the difference between a million and a trillion.
Why not make the “stimulus bill” a kazillion dollars?
All Americans who work for a living, or who plan to work for a living sometime in the next century, are about to be stuck with a trillion-dollar bill to fund yet more oppressive government bureaucracies. Or as I call it, a trillion dollars and change.
The stimulus bill isn’t as bad as we had expected — it’s much worse. Instead of merely creating useless, make-work jobs digging ditches — or “shovel-ready,” in the Democrats’ felicitous phrase — the “stimulus” bill will create an endless army of government bureaucrats aggressively intervening in our lives. Instead of digging ditches, American taxpayers will be digging our own graves.
There are hundreds of examples in the 800-page “stimulus” bill, but here are just two.
First, the welfare bureaucrats are coming back.
For half a century, the welfare establishment had the bright idea to pay women to have children out of wedlock. Following the iron laws of economics — subsidize something, you get more of it; tax it, you get less of it — the number of children being born out of wedlock skyrocketed.
The 1996 Welfare Reform bill marked the first time any government entitlement had ever been rolled back. Despite liberal howling and foot-stomping, not subsidizing illegitimacy led, like night into day, to less illegitimacy.
Welfare recipients got jobs, as the hard-core unemployables were coaxed away from their TV sets and into the workforce. For the first time in decades, the ever-increasing illegitimacy rate stopped spiraling upward.
As proof that that welfare reform was a smashing success, a few years later, Bill Clinton started claiming full credit for the bill.
Well, that’s over. The stimulus bill goes a long way toward repealing the work requirement of the 1996 Republican Welfare Reform bill and rewards states that increase their welfare caseloads by paying unwed mothers to sit home doing nothing.
Second, bureaucrats at Health and Human Services will electronically collect every citizen’s complete medical records and determine appropriate medical care.
Judging by the care that the State Department took with private visa records last year, that the Ohio government took with Joe the Plumber’s government records, that the Pentagon took with Linda Tripp’s employment records in 1998, and that the FBI took with thousands of top secret “raw” background files in President Clinton’s first term, the bright side is: We’ll finally be able to find out if Bill Clinton has syphilis — all thanks to the stimulus bill!
HHS bureaucrats will soon be empowered to overrule your doctor. Doctors who don’t comply with the government’s treatment protocols will be fined. That’s right: Instead of your treatment being determined by your doctor, it will be settled on by some narcoleptic half-wit in Washington who couldn’t get a job in the private sector.
And a brand-new set of bureaucrats in the newly created office of “National Coordinator of Health Information Technology” will be empowered to cut off treatments that merely prolong life. Sorry, Mom and Pop, Big Brother said it’s time to go.
At every other workplace in the nation — even Wal-Mart! — workers are being laid off. But no one at any of the bloated government bureaucracies ever need fear receiving a pink slip. All 64,750 employees at the department of Health and Human Services are apparently absolutely crucial to the smooth functioning of the department.
With the stimulus bill, liberals plan to move unfirable government workers into every activity in America, where they will superintend all aspects of our lives.
Also, thanks to the stimulus bill, the private sector will gradually shrivel and die. According to the Congressional Budget Office, the cost of servicing the bill’s nearly trillion-dollar debt will shrink the economy within a decade.
Robert Kennedy famously said: “There are those who look at things the way they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’”
The new liberal version is: There are those who look at things and ask, “Why on earth should the government be paying for that?” I dream of things that never were funded by the government and ask, “Why not?”
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 9:12 am
Leave Slutty Shay alone- fucking is all she knows how to do well.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 9:13 am
I like girls who know how to fuck.
Comment by Anony — February 12, 2009 @ 9:32 am
that wouldn’t be Celene. she’s to fat to fuck & she stinks from that all that blubber. she ain’t even good at sucking dick but she’ll do if you can get it before she passes out
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 10:11 am
That’s tough to do. Celene passes out before you unzip.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 11:19 am
cutesweetsincere Says:
February 12, 2009 at 10:00 am
Anonymous Says:
February 11, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I love how Tommy rips on people and ridicules the Government and anything else he can find to ramble on and on about… But let’s look at Tommy’s life… He must have had some goals in life cause he did finish high school and even graduated college ( supposely).. Yet what has he accomplished in life?
___________________________________________________________
Seems to me POET has a “stalker”. You seem to have a need to know all about POET, almost obsession like. If he is such a “sorry ass LOSER” as you say, why do you bother with him at all?
Seems to me that cute aka cheapchanel, has her nose so far up Tommys ass, she cant think straight. Pull your head out of his ass cheap and clear things up. You make yourself look like as big of an asshole as he is. Maybe even bigger.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 11:29 am
Yep, just as I thought, those who claim to know much…know nothing!
Comment by cutesweetsincere — February 12, 2009 @ 12:29 pm
he knew enough to know you’re CheapAssChanel lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
Celene has herpes, the aids, and a bad case of dog hair in her shit shooter, stuck in her ear wax and dog hair and semen all over her apartment
ASSHOLE THATS NOT CELENE ITS RNSHROOMIE AND YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE DOG SEMEN AROUND HER MOUTH AND HER SHIT SHOOTER
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 12:51 pm
RN GIVES BLOWJOBS IN THE PARKING LOT AT ALEBABAS IN SHORWOOD DRIVE ON BY AND GIVE HER A HONK OF JIZ
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 12:53 pm
Anonymous Says:
February 12, 2009 at 12:44 pm
he knew enough to know you’re CheapAssChanel lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
___________________________________________
Another mistaken misfit! I am NOT, not will I ever be CheapChanel.
Never met the girl, actually!
Comment by cutesweetsincere — February 12, 2009 @ 12:54 pm
Anonymous Says:
February 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Celene has herpes, the aids, and a bad case of dog hair in her shit shooter, stuck in her ear wax and dog hair and semen all over her apartment
ASSHOLE THATS CELENE!!!!!!!!! THE DRUNK QUEEN OF BJS AND YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE DOG SEMEN AROUND HER MOUTH AND HER SHIT SHOOTER
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
Cute is cheapchanel or that cheeze chick. Either way one is a cunt and one is a lunatic. Im pretty sure everyone knows which is which.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 1:32 pm
How bout’ cute is simply…cute? Does everybody have to have an alternate personality?
As Popeye once said…I yam what I yam.
Comment by cutesweetsincere — February 12, 2009 @ 1:40 pm
Don’t forget im watching all of you freaks.
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 1:47 pm
BAAAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 1:48 pm
Shut up Nitro
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
Im not nitro asshole!!!!!
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
yes you are an asshole
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 3:27 pm
COL.KERTZ Says:
February 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Don’t forget im watching all of you freaks.
___________________________________
no life, none at all
Comment by anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 3:28 pm
watching the freaks is like going to the circus everyday
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 3:39 pm
I have a great life loser i do’nt sit ina a chat room full of misfits all day like you do. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Baaaaaaaaaaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 4:21 pm
Scumbag!!!!!
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 4:22 pm
FUcking freak!!!!!!!!
Comment by COL.KERTZ — February 12, 2009 @ 4:22 pm
CELENE GIVES BLOWJOBS IN THE PARKING LOT AT PETE MILLERS IN WHEELING DRIVE ON BY AND GIVE HER A HONK OF JIZ
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
THE COL & TOMMY MUST BE RELATED. THEY HAVE THE SAME SHITTY OUTLOOK & THE SAME VOCABULARY.
Comment by Anonymous — February 12, 2009 @ 4:41 pm