Some classic Craig.

The CoyoteBoy RE-MIX, fresh out da kitchen. (Yeaaaah Bouuuuy!)

For those who don’t listen to Howard Stern – May I present: The Iron Shiek

Another rerun, but still – oh so fitting.

This is some crazy shit…

Alright, here’s the story – this chick (and yes it is a chick), decides to try and set a new world record… and well, the rest – I’ll let her explain it:

“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

And the results of her world record (by the way, the woman’s name is Michelle Hines) attempt are pictured below. (Absolute GRAAAAAAAAAAAAVY)