Well my people it has become all too clear that, Bina, Sheluvs2stank and Wise have left the proverbial BLOG building. Either that or they want people to believe they have. And if the latter is the case, then they also want you to believe it’s been handed off, obviously to someone with absolute intent to rip it apart at the seams.
Now, if they did hand it off, from the displayed content, it appears to be in the hands of a meth-soaked junky. (and we ALL know who that is). But again, that is IF it was handed off. I do know however that either way, what this latest developement emphasizes in NEON bright PIG-pink colors, is that the FAT stinking pigs who ran it before, couldn’t handle the heat anymore. The constant “I just need to know for my own sake, do you run the Best40sblog, Bina?” and “I’m just curious Wise, did you once moderate that blog?” or “Sheluvs, you seem so nice in the room, were you one of the pigs that started that nasty blog?” questions were getting to them. So much so that they had to act, first with Wise’s ruuuuuuuuunning like a sissy around the time of the AOL Xmas party, when it became ALL too obvious that when she made an appearance, her blog slowed down to an almost non-existant, glacier-like crawl.
Now do I claim victory? Oooooooooof course I do. The pigs turned out to, not be pigs at all. Pigs have tenacity and fight. Pigs have an undaunting determination. Pigs cannot BE STOPPED.
These pigs turned out to be jelly fish. Fat, spineless, slime filled, translucent creatures that go wherever the tide takes them, that you rarely think anything about, until you have the unfortunate fate of having stepped on one, and anyone that went to the Best40sBlog2 at any point, stepped on one.
But I not only stepped on one, I stepped on ALL three, and with one MIGHTY FOOT, I stomped the once seemingly unidentifiable PIGS, into the mucous filled, annoying little creatures they really are. And with one last STOMP for good measure, I flattened the patheticly inept, despicably mundane little parasites into three, pus oozing piles of moldy, smelly, maggot infested, completely insignificant stains on the internet blog floor.
So, my people, when you walk over the pus oozing stains, make sure you say, just one last time;
HOG ON you PIGS! Oink oink oink!
and tell em The Poet sent you
